Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts

Friday, January 1, 2016

Egg Watching Eggspectantly for 2016 New Egg


On the eve of New Year 2016, Google gave us a picture of a group of five birds joining up and down, cheering for one egg labelled as 2016. I was watching it and thinking what is the fuzz about this egg. Then someone posted in Facebook that she was going to watch at midnight how this egg would hatch out to be. She hoped that it would be a dinosaur.

Her Facebook post :-
I'm kind of really hoping that google egg pops at midnight tonight. Also, that it'll be a dinosaur.

I posted in my facebook on the eve of new year :-
As 2015 slips away into the history, I have much heaviness in my heart to part good-bye to few people who have passed on this year. But just like the Egg labelled 2016 on the Google Search Engine, there is within me, a new expectation, new hope and new desire to be better next year at things I have not done well this year.
No matter where we stand, how we feel in 2015, it is time to move forward and move on.

Immediately after midnight, after all the handshakes then good byes as some went home. I checked Google using Safari on my Ipad and it was five tortoises ! 


She told me hers was a crocodile !
Moments later, she said she got a duck ! 

At last, I realised that at random clicks, Google Search Engine will change the egg into the three different types of animals ! I then posted this at my Facebook :-
While most people celebrated the first few minutes of 2016 hugging and kissing, me and Rachel did something extra! It was Egg-Watching ! We were watching eggspectantly and not disappointed ! Google gave us some fun.
Lessons from this Egg-Watching :-
1) When life gives you an egg, watch it hatched and rejoice with it.
2) When life gives you eggs, you don't always have to make an omelette. 
3) Live eggspectantly and be eggstraspecial for who you are !
I did feel Eggstraspecial today ! 

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

The Day I became a Joke of the Day

One day I became the joke of the day, everyone that I shared with, they just laughed at me. It was a bad day to begin with. I was sick and unwell but I told people why I was unwell, they did not really show compassion to me, instead, most of them said the same words and with the same mockery voice. It was just terrible !

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J : Good morning.
Me : Ahmm
J : You dont sound cheerful.
Me : I am not cheerful. I feel miserable.
J : Oh !
Me : You see, I am having #myproblem.
J : What ? No Way !
Me : Why no way ?
J : That is ridiculous to come from you. You should be treated special.
Me speechless.

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P : Come join our lunch.
Me : I feel awful and terrible.
P : Seriously, are you unwell ?
Me : I am having #myproblem.
P laughed out loud. P : That is very funny, coming from you. Don't you have special privilege to get this resolved ASAP like last night. Why did you wait till now and make yourself so miserables ?
Me speechless.

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C : You don't look too good.
Me : I am having #myproblem.
C : (Laugh) Ha
Me :I know I am silly
C : Its a kind of funny for you to have this problem.
Me ; You are not the only one not sympathetic.

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I tried not to mention #myproblem and I try not to show my pain. It was numb and  heavy on the head. I was miserable and sad the whole day. As for my friends, most of them just laughed at me, gave me a "mocking" look. I have taken #myproblem lightly and have not paid attention to.

Today, the joke was on me.

What is #myproblem ? I had toothache. And my husband is the dentist.